Merch order deadline: 28 April 2026, 1 minute to midnight CEST. Merch is picked up in person at the Summit in Berlin — after that the merch shop closes.
In the Matrix universe, encryption keys matter, federation matters, MSCs matter. But let’s be honest: nothing says “I have my life together” like showing up wrapped in a bath robe.
This robe is a loving nod to Arthur Dent – the one who survives the end of the world, interstellar bureaucracy, and unspeakable improbability armed with nothing but stubbornness, curiosity… and excellent bathwear. If you know, you know.
At Matrix events, workations, summits, and late-night protocol debates, this robe serves multiple critical functions:
- Cognitive shielding against bad takes
- Emergency attire for unexpected discussions about governance
- Psychological replacement for a towel (still: always know where yours is)
Soft, cozy, and socially acceptable in exactly the kind of environments where Matrix thrives: hackerspaces, saunas, hallways at 3 a.m., and that moment when someone says “one last topic”.
The Matrix Community Bath Robe, for people who understand that the universe is absurd, protocols are complicated, and comfort is not optional.
Don’t Panic.
Available colours (see image above for previews): Marineblau · Kobalt · Weiss · Anthrazit · Rosa · Violett · Aqua Blau · Rot · Schwarz. Pick colour & size below.
Achtung! Der Bademantel fällt groß aus. / This robe runs large. See size chart in the image above.
